Showing posts with label Surfing the web. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Surfing the web. Show all posts

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Internet Zombie Epidemic

Over the past couple of days I have spent an uncomfortable amount of time on the internet....doing what exactly...I'm not sure.

I didn't accomplish anything. I played stupid games, chatted occasionally, checked my MySpace. I lost have my weekend to the internet and I didn't even do anything of interest. It is ridiculous how much time I spend just surfing; not even doing interesting things...at all

The internet has become my new way to waste time. I feel like I am turning into a zombie sometimes...just staring at my screen at like 2 O’clock in the morning not even sure why I am awake anymore.

Perhaps there are others like me. Individuals who feel as if their brains are melting, like they are losing time they can't account for. This is a call to arms my fellow Surfers.

This could be an all out epidemic, we must spread the word....People everywhere will be staring at their screens drooling, mumbling about eating brains and stumbling around without motor skills in a matter of days if we don't act quickly.

WE SHOULD PREPARE AN ARMY!!! There isn't much time! The entire world could already be infected...Time is of the essence, we must act quickly.

But...uh...could the impending battle wait a few seconds while I check my FaceBook?

Why don't you watch this video while you wait.